Farty's Fortunes

Monday, 9 July 2007

Psycho The Rapist

Or "I Don't Wanna Go To Rehab"


"To keep a man, a woman must be a lady in the drawing room, a gourmet chef in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom." - Anon

Came across this article in the news.

A German psychotherapist must have thought all his Chistmasses had come at once. He had been treating one of his female patients for Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD) and decided to take advantage of her. He used one of her alter egos for sex, another to be his cleaner, a third to lend him cash for holidays, etc.

He now faces five years in jail, as it turned out another personality was a grass in the police interview room.

9 comments:

john.g. said...

Shit, 5 years! It's almost worth it!

Diesel said...

I thought all women had multiple personalities.

Mr Farty said...

John - Depends on who picks him to be their "girlfriend" in pokey!

Diesel - Take cover now!

Misssy M said...

I believe that quote comes from Jerry Hall- or at least she has been quoted quoting it (if ye ken fit I mean)

Obviously not enough to keep Mick in tow....

Drama Queen said...

Its true but lets not forget she has to be a cleaner, a mother, a freaking mind reader, a comforter, the biggest fan, a soother, a forecaster. . .

. . .(or, as they say) she could show up naked. And bring beer.

Mr H said...

My new hero!

The best bit;

"She claims the therapist told her he would not discuss the matter because he had a duty of confidentiality to his patients, including her other personalities."

Genius. I tip my hat!

rilly super said...

crikey, this must be the biggest confession by a grass in germany since Gunter admitted he was in the SS!

personally, I think she was just jealous of katherine for sleeping with him when she wanted him for herself

Mr Farty said...

Misssy - I thought that quote was from the 19th century. You're not suggesting Ms Hall is *gasp* OLD?

DQ - You've met Mrs Farty then?

Mr H - Oh, another Mr Man (as well as me, X and Angry)! Anyone for tennis doubles?

I'd better change your name in my blogroll...nah, can't be arsed just now.

Rilly - What, Gunter off Friends? Well, I never!

Cat said...

Multiple personality disorder is a condition that fascinates me almost as much as Tourettes...