Farty's Fortunes

Monday, 2 July 2007

Open Letter To Religious Fundamentalists

Here in Great Britain we have spent centuries building a way of life that other countries can only aspire to. And then you come along and decide to bugger it up for us. Well I, for one, have had enough.

If you don't like our country, our culture, our values, then rather than trying to destroy everything that we stand for, why don't you just fuck off back where you came from?

And take your ambulance-chasing lawyers, your money-grabbing PFI schemes, your Intelligent Design, your Ronald Fucking MacDonald and your cat's-piss Starbucks with you.

Daniel Powter - Bad Day

10 comments:

Manuel said...

I know how you feel. Soon Belfast will be coming down with Religious fundamentalists (like we don't have enough of our own) from all over Scotland. They too dislike my culture, my values, they have tried to destroy all the things I hold dear. Oh how I wish they would just stay at home...

Cat said...

Amen to that.

lady macleod said...

no, no, please TAKE the religious fundamentalists (of what ever religion) from Scotland and KEEP them, or perhaps the North Sea?

Farty take it easy dear, have a cup of tea. We don't want YOU having a stroke over THEM.

Mr Farty said...

Manuel - Bloody tourists! Still, better than bloody terrorists.

Cat - Ah, so you're coming to Embra in August? Pity I don't know what you look...oh.

Lady M - Oddly enough, I'm drinking a cuppa while I sit here. v.v. bad idea when reading others' blogs.

Misssy M said...

Can they leave GAP?- I've got a £50 voucher I haven't used yet.

john.g. said...

Yes! Farty has spoken sense at last! Fuck the lot of them. Bastards!

Sewmouse said...

Can't we just ship ALL of them to the middle of Baghdad, arm them heavily, set up a cordon to keep them contained....

And let them all shoot it out over THERE?

GWB first?

Mr Farty said...

Misssy - GAP is overrated. Still, £50 is £50.

John - Yeah! Grr!

Sew - My first instinct with this post was to make it from the viewpoint of the Iraqis and direct it at Dubya. Invading the Middle East hasn't solved anything, as the last few days have shown. Hanging SH during a religious holiday didn't exactly help either.

I'm just saying.

Misssy M said...

The £50 -tis gone. Spent it at lunchtime- they can now be deported.

rivergirlie said...

hah! that was unexpected.