Farty's Fortunes

Saturday, 14 July 2007

How To Be Popular On t'Internet

Farty's five-step foolproof guide to getting gazillions of good, um, feedback.

  1. Publish a post with the word "competition" in the title.
  2. Bloggers are fiercely competitive and will climb over each other to become the winner.
  3. Put a funny picture in your post.
  4. Everyone likes a good laugh.
  5. Mention some sort of prize.
  6. Mmmm choclit.
  7. Er...

  8. That's it.

Smiple really.


Brom said...

I noticed that food posts, however short get lots of attention.

Mr Farty said...

Mmmm choclit...