Farty's Fortunes

Saturday, 21 July 2007

Henley-Under-Thames

Henley-Under-ThamesAccording to BBC News, Gordon Brown says there are important lessons to be learned from the flooding going on in the UK.

Today's lesson: Don't buy property on a flood plain. The clue is in the name.

Sunday's lesson: Protestantism in the Vatican unlikely, says Pontiff.

Monday's lesson: Where bears go to defecate.

Breaking News: So Gandalf dies. Who would have thought it?

4 comments:

lettuce said...

worried now.....

Flood Passage is just down the road.....



(ignoring the breaking news. can't deal with it)

Mr Farty said...

Letty - Could be worse, Z lives in Norfolk. Flat place, as I remember.

john.g. said...

Who's Gandalf?

Mr Farty said...

John - Oh, come on, you must remember...

"No, Harry, I AM your father!"