Farty's Fortunes

Tuesday, 24 July 2007

Drugs Are Bad, M'kay?

Feck me, I decided to waffle about the guvmint's drugs policy today and found this snippet stuffed down the back of the virtual couch, dated Feb 16th.

"So David Cameron used to do drugs. And that's going to damage his political career how? He's up against Tony Poodle Blair and Ming The Merciless."

Now it's hep to jump on the drugs bandwagon, they're all at it.

Alex Salmond

Well, nearly all.

But answer me this: if all these politicians admit that they took cannabis when it was still listed as Class B, does that mean they are now prepared to spend up to five years behind bars for their heinous crimes? After all, there's no such thing as a Statute of Limitations in the UK.

Still, it's never done them any harm, innit?

A druggie yesterday


Cat said...

I find all these admissions to taking drugs at university utterly baffling. For starters, who didn't? And why bother dredging up something that happened 25 years ago? Fair dos if you have a current heroin habit, perhaps the public should be aware of it, but a puff of a spliff back in 1980? Quite, quite bizarre.

Mr Farty said...

Cat - *blushes* I was the one who never took drugs at Uni. Oh, the shame!

Made up for it later, though ;-)

And I know people who smoke skunk and it really doesn't turn you into a schizophrenic axe-murderer.

*checks under patio*

Misssy M said...

This will take a bit of explaining. My folks are big Nats. They were both sixty last year. We did a This is Your Life for them. Meeester dressed up with gaffa tape on his eyebrows to look like Salmond...


If that doesn't work just type in "Salmond" and "Strichen"

Manuel said...

Between the politicians and cyclists I just don't know who to trust anymore...

Brom said...

I'm not so sure about the long term effects. I worked with a habitual user of weed, he went progressively bonkers. He was always convinced that the bosses were out to get him.

Diesel said...

Is this about, like, England?

Mr Farty said...

Misssy - Sweeet!

Manuel - It's political correctness gone mad on ganja.

Brom - But they are out to get us. Just see Manuel's latest post if you don't believe me.

Diesel - More about two-faced politicians. I guess you don't have many of those where you live...Bwahahahaha!

rilly super said...

you doctored that first photo didn't you! No way is Alex's nose that big in reality!

Mr Farty said...

Rilly - You mean photos can be - gasp! - altered?