My christian mother in law reads my blog. From time to time I forget that. She started reading it whilst I was posting daily blogs of our trip to Thailand, so I kept it nice and swear-free. Since then, things have been steadily sliding.
Today I go in to my stats and see she's been reading all this week and I've used "fuck" a couple of times, talked about shagging and probably blasphemed.
I need a special rating to force her to go back to People's Friend for her reading matter.
Now where's my eye-patch? No, wait. Is that for pirates? Meh. Just click of the damned picture already. Arrr!
Venn That Tune
The perfect stocking filler. Or, you know, whenever. Birthday, Valentine's Day. Ok, maybe not Valentine's Day. Unless your beloved is a geek like you. Then it would be pretty cool, I guess.
No good can come of an emptied out finger - Lesley
My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
Farty, the Queen Mother of the Blogosphere - Daphne Wayne-Bough
Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
We are distressed to see that you were less than positively impacted by your visit to our country. Unfortunately, we just can't do anything about Utah at this time - Sewmouse
Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
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My christian mother in law reads my blog. From time to time I forget that. She started reading it whilst I was posting daily blogs of our trip to Thailand, so I kept it nice and swear-free. Since then, things have been steadily sliding.
Today I go in to my stats and see she's been reading all this week and I've used "fuck" a couple of times, talked about shagging and probably blasphemed.
I need a special rating to force her to go back to People's Friend for her reading matter.
I think mine was PG because of the word "crap." Earmuffs, Max!
Me too. :-(
missy m, I think you have just raised mr farty's rating to XXXX...
I did mine, and only got general audience! Who the fuck's he?
Misssy - Ooer, MIL'd better not read my next post!
Diesel / DQ - What a crap ratings system.
Rilly - Oh, so you're back! Hurrah!
John - I think he works with general protection.
The dark one managed to outscore you all apparently. Bearing in mind there is not a single picture within the blog, I was somewhat surprised to get
NC-17 - No one under 17 admitted
Piss off you pompous twats.... (the rating people, not you obv)
S - I think it just looks at the current page, so the more pictures the less text and the lower the score. Probly.
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