Farty's Fortunes

Sunday, 15 April 2007

Heard On The Radio

Apparently there's this thing called an "Allowed List". Nothing to do with email filters or that, but a list of five members of the opposite sex who, if you should be so lucky as to have an affair with one of them, your other half would have no comeback. No opportunity to say, ten years from now, "What about that affair you had with x?"

Mrs Farty: Who ever heard of anything so -
Me: Lorraine KellyLorraine Kelly, Cat DeeleyCat Deeley, Emily SymonsEmily Symons, Fern BrittonFern Britton, Beth DittoBeth Ditto.
Mrs Farty: - ridiculous?

12 comments:

apprentice said...

Glad Lorraine makes it at number one! And that well made women feature heavily, no size zeros here, good for you Mr F!

Now where did I leave that biscuit.......

Cat said...

Hmmm. I'll take Alex Zane, Richard Gere, the drummer from the Kaiser Chiefs, Johnny Depp and Dermot O'Leary.

And where on earth did you find that pic of Lorraine Kelly?!

Teeny said...

I don't know if I could narrow it down to just five... But Johnny Depp would have to be in there somewhere too (good taste Cat!)

I am shocked by our Lorraine in a state of undress like that! Is it her head on someone else's body?!

Mr Farty said...

Apprentice - It's her cheery, cheeky voice that gives her the edge, even over Cat. And what can I say, I like big girls :-)

Cat - Is Alex Zane...yep, thought so. Nick Hodgson, ok I guess. Dermot is definitely allowed and Johnny Depp is a given. But Richard Gere? I take it you mean this Richard Gere.

Teeny - Oh, it's genuine. Lorraine says that she sent it to her Appreciation Society in a moment of madness. And they shared it with all of us, bless their cotton socks!

Mr Farty said...

Blimey! I've had over a thousand visitors in two months. That makes me, er, one-thousandth as popular as Zoe.

Ah, well, it's the quality that counts, innit?

Drama Queen said...

Happy (late) Birthday.

I wasn't quite lucky enough to Anthony Kiedis tied up in a bow but I did owight. . .

Brom said...

What is it about Fern Britton!! ?

Cat said...

Richard Gere is loverley! I like him just as much now he's "distinguished" though.

Mr Farty said...

DQ - Likewise. Anthony "Red Hot" Kiedis? Meh.

Brom - I dunno, she's just...phwoarrr!

Cat - Yeah, fair enough. I couldn't actually find a picture of him looking like this.

Drama Queen said...

That's the fella! *purrrr*

BOSSY said...

Bossy and her husband believe in the "allowed list". Bossy is allowed John Cusack because he is a puffy, hang-dog alcoholic and he needs her. Bossy's husband doesn't dare confess who is on his "allowed list" because Bossy will rail back and sock him.

Mr Farty said...

Bossy - JC...hmmm, not bad, not bad.

So hubby's "allowed list" is like mine?

You didn't think I said my list out loud, did you?