Farty's Fortunes

Thursday, 1 March 2007

Merkan-English Dictionary - Addendum

Alright, enough already. Due to overwhelming demand, for your delectation and delight may I introduce the very Best of British felinity, with a slight Merkan flavour.

UK: Pussy
Cat with a Twat
Cat Deeley off So You Think You Can Dance?


SpanishGoth said...

Indeed, she can sit on my lap any day....or night for that matter. mmmmmmm stroke the pussy ;-)

Mr Farty said...

She will be mine.

Oh, yes.

She will.

Be mine.

apositivepessimist said...

She certainly has the hair fer it.

Cat said...

Isn't a merkan some sort of pubic wig?

Mr Farty said...

Apos - She had about a million hairstyles on that show and only one looked like she'd slept in it.

Cat - For FSM's sake, *why* would anyone want to wear a wig on their ladyparts? Or, indeed manparts?