Farty's Fortunes

Wednesday, 28 February 2007


Sorry, that naff header background was really getting on my tits. Mind, if I'd known it would be so hard to change it to something half decent...meh. Done now.

Why are you wasting your time reading this anyway? Oh, well, you're here now.

blah blah, James Cameron has found the coffin of Jesus, blah blah, Easter cancelled, blah blah, Christian Right up in arms, maybe they'll crucify Cameron. Here's the link.

Roll on Friday.


PI said...

I have it on the highest authority - well Richard and Judy - or guests thereon, that if it is proved the bones were there the game is up for all we Christians. Personally i think it is all a load of codswallop

Mr Farty said...

pi - And when has daytime tv ever gotten it wrong? This has got Publicity Stunt written all over it.

Mind, he was right about finding the Titanic...I'm off to buy my Easter eggs before they're withdrawn from sale.

Toot toot!

SpanishGoth said...

Bollox - they'll just find another "lost" book of the bible to add some more mystery. Them bones, dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones were found back in 2002 - what's the delay? Busy writing the new "lost" book that's what.

And they're gonna prove the bones were/are jesus by using DNA - how the fook are they gonna do that? Compare it to?????

Mr Farty said...

Goth - This is why Pastafarianism is way better than any other belief system. That and the pirate regalia. And the beer volcano waiting for you in the afterlife. Oh and the stripper factory.

May you be Touched by His Noodly Appendage.