Farty's Fortunes

Saturday, 3 March 2007

Coke-Taking Women

So I open today's Tit & Bum to find page 3 adorned by Kate Moss and Beth Ditto. Can't for the life of me imagine why anyone would want to go out with that mis-shapen, sorry excuse for a woman. Pity the other one's a lesbian, she's a fine figure of a woman.

Oh, the title? I should have said "allegedly". For all I know, Beth might prefer Pepsi with her diet of skwerls.


Cat said...

I very much admire Beth Ditto's feistiness, but would far, far rather have Kate's figure.

Mr Farty said...

Cat - No, really, she'd snap in two if I so much as looked at her. All skin and bone. Ugh.