Merkan-English Dictionary #15
Probly. I've run out of fingers to count on.
Let's try some linky stuff.
Or eggplant if you're
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Merkans call this a backhoe. (For why?) Brits call this particular plant a Jacob.
Oh, you wanted a living plant?
Not to be confused with the other kind of Triffid.
This kind of Triffid is found in space.
This is a space explorer. He really went up into space.
This is a
This was the Falcon spaceship he was on. Not to be confused with the other kind of Falcon.
Or indeed this type of falcon.
Clear as mud?
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9 comments:
Come on you cheapskate - do the Merkan/Engrish version of 'Fanny'
*legs it before he gets twatted*
I misread your intro there--thought it said "kinky" stuff...
Cheeky monkey!
That aubergine looks like a butt.
All the ones around here look like bloated purple zucchini.
S - Are you referring to the Merkan predilection for calling a slut a tramp, a tramp a bum, a bum a fanny and a fanny a pussy? Like my first M/E post?
#Debi - Now who's got a dirty mind?
Sew - Jesus H, I'm surrounded by pervs! And it's great!
Backho? Isn't that what got that radio DJ into so much trouble? Oh wait...that was black ho...
Backho? Isn't that what got that radio DJ into so much trouble? Oh wait...that was black ho...
VE - See my reply to Señor Goth above. The Englishman Who Came... was Mr Hugh Grant and his young lady assistant was the Divine Miss Brown.
B'dum tsh!
I never said differently...
;)
Cant fool me. Thats no Aubergine. It's some poor slug melting under the hot sun.
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