Farty's Fortunes

Monday, 4 August 2008

Merkan-English Dictionary #15

Probly. I've run out of fingers to count on.

Let's try some linky stuff.

Aubergine

Eggplant
Or eggplant if you're weird Merkan.
Picture stolen from courtesy of BOSSY.

Egg

Egg

Plant

JCB
Merkans call this a backhoe. (For why?) Brits call this particular plant a Jacob.

Oh, you wanted a living plant?
Living plants

Living plants
Not to be confused with the other kind of Triffid.

Triffid

Triffid
This kind of Triffid is found in space.

Space explorer

Astronaut
This is a space explorer. He really went up into space.

Scotty

Scotty
This is a Scotch Canadian space explorer actor. He very nearly made it into space. But the engines couldnae take it.

Falcon 1

Falcon 1
This was the Falcon spaceship he was on. Not to be confused with the other kind of Falcon.

Millennium Falcon

Millenium Falcon

Falcon

Peregrine Falcon
Or indeed this type of falcon.

Clear as mud?

9 comments:

SpanishGoth said...

Come on you cheapskate - do the Merkan/Engrish version of 'Fanny'

*legs it before he gets twatted*

#Debi said...

I misread your intro there--thought it said "kinky" stuff...


Cheeky monkey!

Sewmouse said...

That aubergine looks like a butt.
All the ones around here look like bloated purple zucchini.

Mr Farty said...

S - Are you referring to the Merkan predilection for calling a slut a tramp, a tramp a bum, a bum a fanny and a fanny a pussy? Like my first M/E post?

#Debi - Now who's got a dirty mind?

Sew - Jesus H, I'm surrounded by pervs! And it's great!

VE said...

Backho? Isn't that what got that radio DJ into so much trouble? Oh wait...that was black ho...

VE said...

Backho? Isn't that what got that radio DJ into so much trouble? Oh wait...that was black ho...

Mr Farty said...

VE - See my reply to Señor Goth above. The Englishman Who Came... was Mr Hugh Grant and his young lady assistant was the Divine Miss Brown.

B'dum tsh!

#Debi said...

I never said differently...

;)

1st Lady said...

Cant fool me. Thats no Aubergine. It's some poor slug melting under the hot sun.