Merkan-English Dictionary #1
In an effort to foster a better relationship with one of our former colonies, herewith allow me to present an occasional series explaining the Proper vs. Merkan meaning of some common words.
UK: Slut
Ulrika-ka-ka Jonnssonn
US: Tramp
Paris Hilton
UK: Tramp
Compo off Last of the Summer Wine
US: Bum
Fed-ex off Britney Spears
UK: Bum
Miss Kylie Minogue
US: Fanny
J-Lo
UK: Fanny
Hugh Grant off Bridget Jones
US: Pussy
A Pussy Yesterday
8 comments:
Isn't Ulrika-ka-ka Swedish? In which case that would make her a normal female with a healthy atitude to sex.
Yeah, right!
And I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny
And I was first!
Compo = Dead
and what happened to UK Pussy? Did it all fall in the sea or something or is that a regional Scottish thing....
Re-Hugh Grant, don`t you mean c**t!
Kissme - If you hover the mouse over the picture, you should see an alternative title. Which was already there before your comment, so great minds think alike.
Goth - As above, but I couldn't think of a more trampy character.
RIP Bill Owen.
jg - He is a bit, isn't he? But I just look at him and think, "Floppy-haired twat!"
Any suggestions for the next set gratefully accepted. I've got elevator/lift and petrol/gas, but it's not much to go on.
Oh would you look at the slutty pose on that top piece.
Yes! We demand to know who the UK Pussy is?
Did they swallow themself?
Bossy couldn't love you more if she tried.
OMG BOSSY even leaves comments on old posts!
*swoons*
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