Farty's Fortunes

Sunday, 25 February 2007

Merkan-English Dictionary #1

In an effort to foster a better relationship with one of our former colonies, herewith allow me to present an occasional series explaining the Proper vs. Merkan meaning of some common words.

UK: Slut
Dirty Slapper
Ulrika-ka-ka Jonnssonn

US: Tramp
Dirrty Ho
Paris Hilton

UK: Tramp
Sorry Compo
Compo off Last of the Summer Wine

US: Bum
Fed-ex off Britney Spears

UK: Bum
Kylie's Bum
Miss Kylie Minogue

US: Fanny
J-Lo's Ass

UK: Fanny
Hugh Grant, the Twat
Hugh Grant off Bridget Jones

US: Pussy
What Chew Lookin At, Punk?
A Pussy Yesterday


kissme said...

Isn't Ulrika-ka-ka Swedish? In which case that would make her a normal female with a healthy atitude to sex.

Yeah, right!

And I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny

kissme said...

And I was first!

SpanishGoth said...

Compo = Dead

and what happened to UK Pussy? Did it all fall in the sea or something or is that a regional Scottish thing....

john.g. said...

Re-Hugh Grant, don`t you mean c**t!

Mr Farty said...

Kissme - If you hover the mouse over the picture, you should see an alternative title. Which was already there before your comment, so great minds think alike.

Goth - As above, but I couldn't think of a more trampy character.
RIP Bill Owen.

jg - He is a bit, isn't he? But I just look at him and think, "Floppy-haired twat!"

Any suggestions for the next set gratefully accepted. I've got elevator/lift and petrol/gas, but it's not much to go on.

apositivepessimist said...

Oh would you look at the slutty pose on that top piece.

Yes! We demand to know who the UK Pussy is?

Did they swallow themself?

BOSSY said...

Bossy couldn't love you more if she tried.

Mr Farty said...

OMG BOSSY even leaves comments on old posts!