Farty's Fortunes

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

I Want To Believe

So the British Government has finally admitted to having its own version of the X-Files. My favourite report was the one of a UFO with red and green flashing lights seen by several pub customers in Tunbridge Wells, last seen heading for , er, Gatwick Airport.

If I was an alien, which I'm not, honest, I'd be giving this particular planet a wide berth until they get their act together and grow up.

At least another century then.

Claws

6 comments:

PI said...

'It could be worse, it could be raining.'

It will tomorrow.

Kayla said...

A giant lobster claw with lights on it?
Found you via Publog

Mr H said...

It's all lies. Everyone knows that the aliens actually live at the Earths core in the lost world of Agharta, and use Oztralia as a prison ship / point of access / egress.

just ask Afrika Baambaataa - he knows the TRUTH!

Jacki said...

Interesting article! I enjoy reading about how the power of suggestion can really influence people's memories of stuff. Humans are pretty gullible creatures.

john.g. said...

I didn't think you had aliens in Scotchland! They were all in Manchester last night!

Mr Farty said...

Pat - It's always raining somewhere.

Kayla - Hello and welcome. It's a bugger typing with these things.

H - Damn, you got me!

Jacki - The Flying Spaghetti Monster, you say?

John - Those - ugh! - things weren't human, that's for sure.