Mr H - I'm surprised you didn't go for your own hits like Hand On Your Heart, Heartbeat, Love's Got A Hold On My Heart, etc. You are that H aren't you?
Yes, I am the H formerly of Steps, who has now successfully undergone a radical treatment of hormone therapy to turn me into a hulking, tattooed, bearded Scotchman of mythic proportions.
Medical science is just amazing.
"Can't break away Darling, there's no way out Nothing can help me now Love's got a hold on my heart (ooh ooh) Love's got a hold on my heart"
Now where's my eye-patch? No, wait. Is that for pirates? Meh. Just click of the damned picture already. Arrr!
Venn That Tune
The perfect stocking filler. Or, you know, whenever. Birthday, Valentine's Day. Ok, maybe not Valentine's Day. Unless your beloved is a geek like you. Then it would be pretty cool, I guess.
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Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
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I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
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Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
17 comments:
I can't think of any heart-on-a-wicker-basket songs... Ummm. Heart of Glass, Blondie?
Ugh, Laurie beat me to it.
Rats! Someone beat me to it again!
Calm down, I'm not guessing Let's Get Physical by Revolting Cocks. Unless...
No, it's got to be Arrow Through The Heart by dead cocaine fiend Bee Gee brother who wasn't in the Bee Gees, Andy Gibb.
You can listen to the abomination here;
Or you could go watch the Revolting Cocks cover Rod Stewart here;
Find a Way To My Heart - Phil Collins
Oooh! oooh! I know! Please sir! Pick me!
(now holding arm up with other hand for effect)
Is it, "A good Heart is hard to find" by Feargal Sharkey??
Looking at the strong refraction, Mr F, it's more like 'Heart of Iceland Spar'.
I *heart* Debbie Harry.
Got to be 'Heart of Glass'!
Laurie/Marie/Liz/Angie/John - Too easy?
Mr H - I'm surprised you didn't go for your own hits like Hand On Your Heart, Heartbeat, Love's Got A Hold On My Heart, etc. You are that H aren't you?
White Chick/Misssy/Colin - Nice try but no cigar!
I wuz gonna say "Don't Mesh with my Heart" by the Black Eyed Peas.
But I won't now.
I woulda said Arrow through my heart - Firehouse xx
Brom - Ouch!
Giggle - Oh, thats a bit retro. And my apostrophe key has gone funny. Fecks sake.
Yes, I am the H formerly of Steps, who has now successfully undergone a radical treatment of hormone therapy to turn me into a hulking, tattooed, bearded Scotchman of mythic proportions.
Medical science is just amazing.
"Can't break away
Darling, there's no way out
Nothing can help me now
Love's got a hold on my heart (ooh ooh)
Love's got a hold on my heart"
"Oh a cow has four stomachs,
And oi've got four hearts,
One's made of zebra skin,
And one's made of farts ..."
The Worzels, 1973
Damn. Too late. But I did get it.
Daffers - Oo, and indeed, arrr!
Cat - Didn't get the cream this time. I'll try to make the next one harder.
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