Now where's my eye-patch? No, wait. Is that for pirates? Meh. Just click of the damned picture already. Arrr!
Venn That Tune
The perfect stocking filler. Or, you know, whenever. Birthday, Valentine's Day. Ok, maybe not Valentine's Day. Unless your beloved is a geek like you. Then it would be pretty cool, I guess.
No good can come of an emptied out finger - Lesley
My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
Farty, the Queen Mother of the Blogosphere - Daphne Wayne-Bough
Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
We are distressed to see that you were less than positively impacted by your visit to our country. Unfortunately, we just can't do anything about Utah at this time - Sewmouse
Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
9 comments:
Hmm, let's narrow it down;
Could be 'Prune Tang'
Might be 'Pole Grinder'
Possibly 'Devil Cock'
But I'm going to go for 'Jack in The Crack'
Either that, or 'Banana In Your Fruit Basket' by Bo Carter.
Where's me prize?
"Money", by Pink Floyd?
Ah, but is it the Clockwork Lobster, or the Beatles' version?
NO!
Mr H - Oh, so near and yet so very far!
#Debi - Half right. But I would have used a diagram showing the square root of "all evil today", which even John would have guessed.
Lucy - The Clockwork what?
Actually, this version, which is totally unlike the Ting Tings.
John - Check the two comments above yours.
Oooohh!! Money For Nothing- Dire Straits?
John - Near enough.
Bollocks. I knew the song but got the band name wrong. Well, one of the bands.
Do I win five pounds?
WithaY - Five pounds of what?
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