Farty's Fortunes

Friday, 25 July 2008

Farty's Friday Chart



Stupidest song lyric ever, IMHO. Unless you know better, of course.


Angela-la-la said...

Definition of frustration...

My brain is stuck on 'a good heart these days is hard to find' even though I know that's not the answer.

Mr H said...

Is it;

"Relentless lust
Of rotting flesh
To thrash the tomb she lies
Heathen whore
Of Satan's wrath
I spit at your demise"

Slayer - 'Necrophiliac'

Mind you, I'm mulling over;

"I ain't never seen
An ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go

Eminem - 'Ass Like That'

Hmmm, Eminem it is.

Steal stuff here;
Gods Hat My Ipod

john.g. said...

No idea!

Brom said...

At first I thought it was Heart-tick-thistle, then I realised I'd included your wallpaper.

Laurie said...

Errr. Check my fuzzy red heart, don't copy it. Well, that would be a stupid lyric...

Cat said...

Love (Fax) Machine? I'm thinking about your Girls Aloud thing you've got going on...

Mr Farty said...

Angela - Correct! That's not the answer. Think of the heart as a symbol of, er, something.

Mr H - No.

John - Perhaps you need a clue to help you reason it out?

Brom - Ah hate fitba'. Good pun though.

Laurie - Closer than you think.

Cat - Nothing to do with Girls Aloud. What's "fax" short for?

dkuroiwa said...

Great Scot!! I think Laurie is on to something really big....right answer or not, girl's got it going!!

Sorry...Mr. Farty...I tend to not listen to songs with stupid lyrics unless I'm forced to, paid to or they are on the karaoke list and we've had lots to drink!!!


(and really...how have you been? haven't been reading as it's too damn hot to concentrate...i'll be better when the weather gets cooler!!!)

john.g. said...

Thanks for the clue Farty, still no idea!

Mr Farty said...

LolaD - I've always wondered - what's the Japanese word for karaoke?

I've been busy - Girls Aloud concert on Friday, wedding on Saturday, sunbathing today, you know how it goes.

John - Sounds like you
can't continue guessing
Because it's only messing
Up your pride and your mind...


Laurie said...

Mr Farty, it must be easy for you to love the things that you do....

Yes, it does have some really stupid lyrics. I won't name it - it would be cheating, as I've never even heard of the band.

Mr Farty said...

Laurie - I've had to put on some Alison Krauss to get it out of my head. The lyrics might be crap, but it's a catchy tune.

john.g. said...

Still no idea!

Mr Farty said...

For anyone who hasn't guessed it yet, the lyric is "give me love, not a facsimile of". From the Osmonds' Love Me For A Reason. Or the Boydrone cover.

Cat said...

Ahhh - I was thinking of a song title, not a lyric. You have changed the rules!

Mr Farty said...

Cat - Yes. You are right. My bad. Sorry. Won't happen again, miss.

john.g. said...

The Osmonds? How the fuck would I know that?!!