Apparently...
Eating the evidence isn't always the best way to avoid prosecution for shoplifting. Especially if your haul includes a mobile phone.
Motormouth Jeremy Clarkson has accused PM Gordon Brown of being a one-eyed Scottish idiot. As an idiot, I feel insulted.
If you accidentally send an email to everyone in your 177,000-strong organisation, it takes quite a while to clear 26,000 out-of-office replies.
A blogoversary is supposed to be a special occasion. Any suggestions for how I should mark my second one next week?
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A naked photo shoot?
Misssy - Are you offering to pose?
some good scotch and haggis?
You've stolen my thunder. I was going to do the 'Clarkson one-eyed scottish idiot' thingy.
Congratulations on nearly being two. Maybe you could mark the occasion by having a tantrum or something.
MAW - Mmmm haggis. I'll skip the Scotch thankyouverymuch.
IBM - If you really fancy a crack at Clarkson, why not do it at Slebrity Litigation? Just pop a note in the comments here or there and we'll* sign you up.
* we = Misssy
My son just turned 2 and we got him devil's food cupcakes.
If he had to eat evidence, it would just fall all over the floor.
OOh a party please! I'll send cake from the mountain tied around the neck of the loyal hound. Having said that I do like the idea of a blog tantrum....
Are you a Scotchman who doesn't like Scotch? Can I drink yours?
Laura - Devil's food? Is that another Merkan thing, because the Latin name Theobroma Cacao means "Food of the Gods". Devil, God, same thing innit?
Taffeta - Oh, a party with cake sounds good! And can you put a keg of brandy round his neck too?
Liz - We don't have any Scotch, but Taffeta is sending brandy...hurrah!
I like your idea of making Banoffee Pie for all of us.
That is what you said, innit? :)
#Debi - Mmmm Banoffee Pie... I am sooo going to make that.
*gets out pencil and starts shopping list*
And then I'll tell you all how it tasted ;-)
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