Farty's Fortunes

Monday, 23 February 2009

Hold The Front Page!

There is a brand new online news service, tailored to the British audience but also available to foreign Johnnies. It is informative. It is funny. It is wildly inaccurate. It is NewsARSE.

That is all.

11 comments:

Grit said...

oh no mr farty, what have you led me to? ... late in the evening i shall be sniggering. it will be a dead give away. dig thinks i am typesetting books about epistemic modality.

Mr Farty said...

Grit - I know. Great, innit?

Now I'll be up all night wondering how to come up with something clever and witty enough to submit.

Brom said...

Very clever!! Some people have got way too much time on their hands!!

AtomicLaura said...

It's much like the Onion... (www.onion.com). I like fake news much more than real news.

Mr Farty said...

Brom - Exactly my thoughts. Have you written anything for it yet?

Laura - The Onion? Nope, never heard of it. *cough* Nor UnNews.

Lesley said...

OMG. Fantastic. Promptly bookmarked.

"Lost things necklace trend.....this is a picture of my car keys." HEH!

Mr Farty said...

Lesley - Brilliant, innit? Coming soon - single massive earring trend.

The Editor said...

Aw, shucks you guys...

All submissions welcome, I've already used two stories this week sent in by readers.

john.g. said...

Brilliant!

Mr Farty said...

Ed - I tried to post you a story but your form was broken, so I put it in my own blog. Feel free to syndicate it, just remember to credit me.

John - Yes, it is.

Mr H said...

Ha! Amateurs. I've had a story on it for days now, and it's the bestest one there.