Farty's Fortunes

Sunday, 25 January 2009

Computer Terms Illustrated #20 - Burns Special

Apparently it's some sort of anniversary today. But how to commemorate this momentous occasion?

How else?

Spywear
Spywear

A Series of Pipes
Pipes

Hidden features
Hidden

Interlock
Comhlan on Flickr

Bit, Byte
Scottish_Terrier

System Flags
SaltireLion_Rampant

Hardware Clash
Pub_Brawl

Float:Right
Float_right

Cache
Sporran

Bloatware
Haggis

Wetware
Scotch

Technical Support
Scotty

Jings, crivvens and help ma boab the noo, it's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht, lang may yer lum reek wi' ither folks' coal, up yer kilt, is that a skean dhu in yer sporran or are ye jist pleased tae see me, och aye, ye ken, etc.

10 comments:

Middle Aged Woman said...

Oh, Gawd, I love it when you talk dirty!

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

That accent does something to my knicker elastic ... Happy Burns Night Farty! May your haggis be a great big fat free-range one.

john.g. said...

Daphne, tighten it I trust! LOL.

Grit said...

we are opening the whisky right now. happy burns night!

I've Been Mugged said...

Never draw your dirk when a blow will do it.

The tree doesn't always fall at the first stroke.

A Happy Burning night to you Farty.

Jacki said...

Okay, that picture of the haggis is nasty.

That was haggis, right?

Brom said...

I like haggis... really do, now I AM hungry!!

Mr Farty said...

MAW - Mud! You love it.

Daffers - Hoots!

John - Orrabest!

Grit - Can't stand the stuff - er, I mean Slangie va! (sp?)

IBM - Mony a mickle maks a muckle!

Jacki - Yum, haggis! btw, if you want to know the plural of haggis? Hover your pointer over the picture.

Brom - Me too. Mrs F? Not so much.

Lesley said...

Oh mah gah.

I need my Mr. Farty-to-American English dictionary to understand this post. (We're dumber over here.) Help. Me.

Mr Farty said...

Lesley - D'ye no' ken whit Ah'm bletherin' aboot, hen?
I'll need to remedy that...