Farty's Fortunes

Monday, 8 October 2007

Huggies or Pampers?

That's the question facing Britney Spears this week. Not for her kids, whom she seems to have lost in a Wildean manner, but for herself. For in the latest twist to this modern saga, it looks as if Ms Spears is fighting to retain control of her Chihuahua.

That's a euphemism for ladygarden, right? After my gran lost control of hers, she had to wear a nappy for the rest of her life. I blame the drink and drugs; gran always was a bit of a wild one.

As long as it means we don't have to put up with pictures of her shaven bits. Who wants to see someone's unmentionables?

Oh, you do? Ok.


Jo said...


You've done it again...gone and made me blind :(

john.g. said...

Brilliant, Mr, Farty!!

Jahooni said...

LOLOLOLOL, Okay I must admit that I had to go online to see Britney's you know what?! Curios minds ALWAYS wants to know.
Funny Funny Funny!

BOSSY said...


Mr Farty said...

Jo - Oops. Sorry.

John - As is your compo.

J - I try.

Mr Farty said...

BOSSY - Like my new badge?

Diesel said...

What is the deal with going commando under the kilt? I once wore boxers under shorts to an outdoor event in college where I ended up having to play some game where the guys had to walk over a line of girls who were lying face-up on the ground. I can't remember the details, but I'm still emotionally scarred from the experience.

Mr Farty said...

Diesel - Got to keep the air circulating, mon! Especially with a name like mine.

rivergirlie said...

at LAST. the definitive answer.