Huggies or Pampers?
That's the question facing Britney Spears this week. Not for her kids, whom she seems to have lost in a Wildean manner, but for herself. For in the latest twist to this modern saga, it looks as if Ms Spears is fighting to retain control of her Chihuahua.
That's a euphemism for ladygarden, right? After my gran lost control of hers, she had to wear a nappy for the rest of her life. I blame the drink and drugs; gran always was a bit of a wild one.
As long as it means we don't have to put up with pictures of her shaven bits. Who wants to see someone's unmentionables?
Oh, you do? Ok.
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9 comments:
OH MY EYES....MY EEYYYYESSSSSS
You've done it again...gone and made me blind :(
Brilliant, Mr, Farty!!
LOLOLOLOL, Okay I must admit that I had to go online to see Britney's you know what?! Curios minds ALWAYS wants to know.
Funny Funny Funny!
Hell-o.
Jo - Oops. Sorry.
John - As is your compo.
J - I try.
BOSSY - Like my new badge?
What is the deal with going commando under the kilt? I once wore boxers under shorts to an outdoor event in college where I ended up having to play some game where the guys had to walk over a line of girls who were lying face-up on the ground. I can't remember the details, but I'm still emotionally scarred from the experience.
Diesel - Got to keep the air circulating, mon! Especially with a name like mine.
at LAST. the definitive answer.
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