Farty's Fortunes

Friday, 22 June 2007

Money For Old Rope

The Egg Marketing Association, or whatever the feck they're called, decided to save some cash by rerunning the old Go To Work On An Egg tv adverts. But in its infinite wisdom, the regulator has declared that the ads breach modern guidelines about eating a varied diet and that. The upshot? Free global media coverage.

Cue barrage of crap egg puns...

9 comments:

Brom said...

I try to mix up my crap egg puns with my very good ones, it usually balances out quite nicely - six of one and half a dozen of the other.

Manuel said...

Your yoking aren't you?

[puts barrel in mouth, pulls trigger]

Babzy said...

Mr Farty you crack me up.

SpanishGoth said...

Hmmmmm - don't eggs come from chickens bottoms? I don't see what's funny about that

Misssy M said...

I had a dozen free range egg puns but when got them home and opened the box, three were smashed and four had remnants of chicken poo on them. The rest I used to throw at annoying teenagers who were making a racket outside my house last night.

So I'll spare you.

Cat said...

Nothing to say on the PC-front, but I eat a lot of eggs. Not in the morning mind, it takes me all my time to drink a cup of tea without puking then.

john.g. said...

Eggsellent post Farty!

Mr Farty said...

Oh deary me.

That is all.

lady macleod said...

a nice variety in the music history; and as for your egg problem..sometimes you have to break some eggs to get a proper ad?

oh dear...