Farty's Fortunes

Wednesday, 6 June 2007

Adventures In The Canada Part 6

Auntie Great-grandma B, J and T are off oop north to Banff for a few days - wonder where that stoopid name came from? (I'm being ironic.) Mrs F and I decided to give the trip a miss - eight hours driving just to get there? You must be joking, right? Maybe if there was a Shania Twain concert at the end of it. Hope they can get back through the floodwaters!

Cousin L came over with wife M and their sprogs last night. L kept an eye on the kids while M shared a J with P. Almost PMSL at M trying to speak without exhaling. Brought back some hippy happy memories.

Just chilling today. Decided to watch some telly, confident in the knowledge that there would be no possibility of Big Fecking Brother here in the Canada. But what do I see on the news? Some fucktard UK broadcaster has decided to show ten-year-old footage of Princess Di's fatal accident, so her sons are - understandably - up in arms about it. "This is only the latest controversy for Channel 4. Viewers complained in their thousands when Shilpa -" Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh! Getitoffgetitoffgetitofftoolate "- Shetty was bullied by Jade Goody on CBB."


But Big Blogger makes up for it.


Drama Queen said...

you certainly had a *lot* of adventures in canada. And I though I was the drama queen. . .

john.g. said...

Mr. Drama Queen? Barf!!!

Mr Farty said...

DQ - You're really popular over here. Drama Queen

John - 'Nuff said.

Misssy M said...

Ha! I was in actual, original Banff for a "do" on Saturday. It was like "Deliverance".

Hope swanky Canadian Banff is way better than its namesake...and the Banff Springs Hotel there doesn't put boiled egg in your salad like actual Banff Springs Hotel in actual Banff.

It's not the flipping 1950s!!!! Boiled egg has no place in a salad!!

Sorry am I ranting?

Mr Farty said...

Misssy - Oerr, Mrs F always puts boiled egg in salads. You get used to it after a while, just leave the shell on the side of the plate.

Misssy M said...

And THAT'S why you are Mr Farty!