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When the wife found a pair of panties in the back of the car.
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Now where's my eye-patch? No, wait. Is that for pirates? Meh. Just click of the damned picture already. Arrr!
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Done A Poo /
Drunk Mummy / Enidd /
F:Lux /
Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog / Greavsie! /
Guyana Gyal
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Kissme /
Kristen /
La Cubana Gringa /
Lady MacLeod /
Landover Baptist Church /
Lettie
/ Lives By The Woods /
LJ
/ Lucy Pepper /
Lucy With A Y /
Léonie
/ Meg
/ Michele
/ Mike
/ Minky
/ Minx
/ Mommy has a headache /
Nichola /
NMJ
/ One Love One Light /
Pandemian / Peter Dyrholm
/ Peter's Naked Blog
/ Overheard In New York /
Phoenix
/ PI
/ * Post Of The Week
/ Remittance Man / Rivergirlie
/ Salvadore Vincent
/ Scaryduck
/ Scottish Roundup / Spanish Goth / Still Standing On Her Head / Teeny
/ This Is Your Captain Speaking
/ Timboblog / Um...What? / Tree Lobsters /
Verbal Cartoonist
/ VE Fantastical Nonsense /
VUBOQ / Welsh Girl /
WithaY
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/ Z Razor Blade
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No good can come of an emptied out finger - Lesley
My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
Farty, the Queen Mother of the Blogosphere - Daphne Wayne-Bough
Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
We are distressed to see that you were less than positively impacted by your visit to our country. Unfortunately, we just can't do anything about Utah at this time - Sewmouse
Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
Oh good lord I barked out a cackle - Apos
Oh bugger, another blog to read - MonkeyMother
Are you on crack? - Non-Working Monkey
My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
Farty, the Queen Mother of the Blogosphere - Daphne Wayne-Bough
Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
We are distressed to see that you were less than positively impacted by your visit to our country. Unfortunately, we just can't do anything about Utah at this time - Sewmouse
Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
Oh good lord I barked out a cackle - Apos
Oh bugger, another blog to read - MonkeyMother
Are you on crack? - Non-Working Monkey
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11 comments:
Saving all my loving for you".......ugly things!
a plucked cockrel, I'm shocked!
John/Honey - I should have said, it's only the last one that needs a name. I think Mr H knows what the second-last picture is...
'You alone' - Street Dogs!
:-D xx
I was looking up "name that tune" on google for more fun tests, I can't wait a whole week and I found this: http://www.flickr.com/photos/94177846@N00/2573633959/ can you name THAT tune?!
Only You, by the Platters?
Giggle - Damn, very clever. But no.
Honey - Now that is just weird!
#Debi - Even more cleverer than Giggle, but still no.
A clue? Dubya has often been compared to a chimp.
Jade Goody (aka the Blonde Bombsite from Bermondsey) has been described as Miss Piggy's ugly sister.
That band really are Revolting Cocks.
But...?
Bloody typical - you wait until I'm away in Engerland rocking like a barsteward to Motorhead, Judas Priest and KISS!
And then you decide to go all Revolting Cocks on me.
That's it. I'm taking my ball and going home.
Gits. The lot of you.
Is it ""Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky" by The Monkess?
H - So near, and yet so far.
Sinéad O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
No, sorry, you're wrong.
OK, I admit it, it's Let's Get Physical by the Revolting Cocks.
Not.
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