Farty's Fortunes

Wednesday, 11 June 2008

What's In A Name?

First it was Champagne, then Gorgonzola. Now it seems that if the Greeks get their way, then ladies who like other ladies (NTTAWWT) will no longer be allowed to call themselves Lesbians. Henceforth, only people who actually live on the island of Lesbos will have that right.

This test case is being keenly watched by the residents of several neighbouring islands. The courts are expected to make a decision within the next couple of months. If Lesbos succeeds, it is expected that Dyke, Butch and Rugmunch will quickly follow suit.

A pair of lezzers yesterday

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't the people of Lesbos be called Lesbosians? If push comes to shove maybe the Lesbians can drop an 'S' and call themselves Lebians, close and no cigar.

#Debi said...

Rugmunch--is that in Germany?

;)

Utter Basketcase said...

That's hot!

*GiGGLeS* xx

Unknown said...

Bush is right out then!

United Studies said...

What I don't get about lesbians is when one gorgeous girl will be dating someone hideous looking. I mean, if the woman wanted to be with someone that looked like a man, why not just date a man?

Mr Farty said...

BK - I always thought Lesbians came from Lesbia.

#Debi - They get up to some really weird stuff in Germany...

Giggle - Mmmm, hot lesbians... *drifts off*

John - Damn I wish I'd thought of that!

Jacki - It just shows that looks aren't everything. Thank fook.