Farty's Fortunes

Wednesday 17 December 2008

Our Xmas Tree Is Up

"No need to go out and spend a fortune on a tree", she says.

"Just put one of these magic beans in a pot," she says.

"Don't forget to water it," she says.

*sigh*

Does anyone know a good lumberjack?







Economy Size Xmas Tree

9 comments:

unmitigated me said...

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.

Sorry 'boot tha. Ye lef me nae choice.

I've Been Mugged said...

No. And I wouldn't hang the suspenders and bra on it either - they're likely to catch fire. Health & Safety Directive.

Anna Russell said...

Depends where she got the beans from. If it was Easterhouse the fecking things'll be too lazy tae climb anywhere.

Unknown said...

Only cost him £250.00 for the tree, 2 days and seven mates to fix it!

Mr Farty said...

MAW - Jings!

IBM - Crivvens!

Anna - Hello. Here from Sunny Dunny? Make yourself at home.

John - Help ma boab!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Actually that wouldn't be bad...it saves money on blinds...and with each holiday you could decorate it! Easter=chocolate easter bunnies, Halloween=chocolate witches, ghosts, and vampires

There is a theme here

LOL

I love your profile pic...very fitting for your WHOLE theme...

Had NO idea there was actually a SCOTCHLAND...I'm going to have to put that on my list of places to go! :) I do work for an airline you know...is it expensive in Scotchland? :) lol

Mr Farty said...

Shelle - Thanks for dropping by. Any time you want to visit in person, I'll make sure the table is piled high with food - all reasonably priced, of course!

BOSSY said...

Remind Bossy never to drink the water.

Mr Farty said...

BOSSY should stick to drinking gin from the cat bowl.