Farty's Fortunes

I'd rather be told to have a nice day by someone who doesn't mean it than be told to piss off by someone who does.

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

Our Xmas Tree Is Up

"No need to go out and spend a fortune on a tree", she says.

"Just put one of these magic beans in a pot," she says.

"Don't forget to water it," she says.

*sigh*

Does anyone know a good lumberjack?







Economy Size Xmas Tree

9 comments:

unmitigated me said...

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.

Sorry 'boot tha. Ye lef me nae choice.

I've Been Mugged said...

No. And I wouldn't hang the suspenders and bra on it either - they're likely to catch fire. Health & Safety Directive.

Anna Russell said...

Depends where she got the beans from. If it was Easterhouse the fecking things'll be too lazy tae climb anywhere.

Unknown said...

Only cost him £250.00 for the tree, 2 days and seven mates to fix it!

Mr Farty said...

MAW - Jings!

IBM - Crivvens!

Anna - Hello. Here from Sunny Dunny? Make yourself at home.

John - Help ma boab!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Actually that wouldn't be bad...it saves money on blinds...and with each holiday you could decorate it! Easter=chocolate easter bunnies, Halloween=chocolate witches, ghosts, and vampires

There is a theme here

LOL

I love your profile pic...very fitting for your WHOLE theme...

Had NO idea there was actually a SCOTCHLAND...I'm going to have to put that on my list of places to go! :) I do work for an airline you know...is it expensive in Scotchland? :) lol

Mr Farty said...

Shelle - Thanks for dropping by. Any time you want to visit in person, I'll make sure the table is piled high with food - all reasonably priced, of course!

BOSSY said...

Remind Bossy never to drink the water.

Mr Farty said...

BOSSY should stick to drinking gin from the cat bowl.