You may have thought that since I haven't posted one of these lately, it's because I'd run out of ideas. Bwahahaha! I've got them coming out of my ears. No, it was because I was letting you savour the beauty of the entries to my Xmas Competition. Which, by the way, you still have a few hours to vote for - see that bit at the top of my right-hand sidebar. No, your other right.
Anyway, while we're waiting for the ol' clock to tick around, here's a little something to keep you going.