Space Bar! Merry Crispmas to the huMANS. Piss on Earth and Godwill to all. May your chestnuts roast openly ower the fire and dinie forget - Ae man's meat is another man's poison. Lang may yer lum reek wi' ither folks coal.
Now where's my eye-patch? No, wait. Is that for pirates? Meh. Just click of the damned picture already. Arrr!
Venn That Tune
The perfect stocking filler. Or, you know, whenever. Birthday, Valentine's Day. Ok, maybe not Valentine's Day. Unless your beloved is a geek like you. Then it would be pretty cool, I guess.
No good can come of an emptied out finger - Lesley
My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
Farty, the Queen Mother of the Blogosphere - Daphne Wayne-Bough
Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
We are distressed to see that you were less than positively impacted by your visit to our country. Unfortunately, we just can't do anything about Utah at this time - Sewmouse
Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
11 comments:
Ya know, when you follow "bottom up" with "non-disruptive insertion," my mind goes to a very different place.
MAW - Just for once I can say you're the dirty-minded one! *sigh* Wish I'd thought of it now.
Yep, that's where my mind went, too...
LOL @ space bar...
Merry Christmas to you too - I hope Santa comes down your lum!
Happy Ecksmas to you too, Farty!
May your tree be loaded with goodies!
Space Bar! Merry Crispmas to the huMANS. Piss on Earth and Godwill to all. May your chestnuts roast openly ower the fire and dinie forget - Ae man's meat is another man's poison. Lang may yer lum reek wi' ither folks coal.
Hmmm...my mind never left there. Good series of photos. Oh, and Merry Christmas. See you on the other side for more fantastical nonsense!
Happy Christmas Farty!
Happy Hogmonay!
bottoms up? That's what I say when I down a martini!
#Debi - You are the Girl With A One-Track Mind and I claim my five pounds.
Cat - Santa was very good to me, thanks. And to you, I hope.
Sew - You would not believe. Two fecking hours to open them all, starting at midnight, of course.
IBM - I see you've stayed in Aberdeen.
VE - Excellent, I'll be right over.
MAW - Merry Xmas to you too!
John - Hope you had a good one. Are the pubs open on Xmas Day?
VM - No wonder you have so many kids! Oh, kindergarten, yeah riiiight.
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