Farty's Fortunes

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

Computer Terms Illustrated #15

Large Prime
Large Prime

Patch
Patch

Disk Compression
Disk Compression

Carriage Control
Carriage Control

Mac Address
Mac Address

Parity Error
Parity Error

Random Access
Random Access

Wild Card
Wild Card

Space Bar
Space Bar

Bottom-Up
Bottom-Up

Non-Disruptive Insertion
Santa

Ho ho ho etc. Merry Eckmas, readers!

11 comments:

Middle Aged Woman said...

Ya know, when you follow "bottom up" with "non-disruptive insertion," my mind goes to a very different place.

Mr Farty said...

MAW - Just for once I can say you're the dirty-minded one! *sigh* Wish I'd thought of it now.

#Debi said...

Yep, that's where my mind went, too...

LOL @ space bar...

Cat said...

Merry Christmas to you too - I hope Santa comes down your lum!

Sewmouse said...

Happy Ecksmas to you too, Farty!
May your tree be loaded with goodies!

I've Been Mugged said...

Space Bar! Merry Crispmas to the huMANS. Piss on Earth and Godwill to all. May your chestnuts roast openly ower the fire and dinie forget - Ae man's meat is another man's poison. Lang may yer lum reek wi' ither folks coal.

VE said...

Hmmm...my mind never left there. Good series of photos. Oh, and Merry Christmas. See you on the other side for more fantastical nonsense!

Middle Aged Woman said...

Happy Christmas Farty!

john.g. said...

Happy Hogmonay!

Vodka Mom said...

bottoms up? That's what I say when I down a martini!

Mr Farty said...

#Debi - You are the Girl With A One-Track Mind and I claim my five pounds.

Cat - Santa was very good to me, thanks. And to you, I hope.

Sew - You would not believe. Two fecking hours to open them all, starting at midnight, of course.

IBM - I see you've stayed in Aberdeen.

VE - Excellent, I'll be right over.

MAW - Merry Xmas to you too!

John - Hope you had a good one. Are the pubs open on Xmas Day?

VM - No wonder you have so many kids! Oh, kindergarten, yeah riiiight.