Scotch has a flavour
Someone asked me today, "Have you always had a beard?""Oh, yes," I replied, "at least I think so. You'd really have to ask my mum."So what's the dumbest question you've (been) asked?
Let rip by
It suits you Sir.'Are you Mr H in disguise?' Was probably it.
The dumbest question I've been asked? When is Peter and I going to have our next kid.
once we had someone from thr cable company over to check our line. he noticed my 2 kids and asked, "are they both yours?" what do you even say to a question like that?
I said," My daughter has 2 kids: 2 years old and 11 months". She said, "You're kidding! When did THAT happen?"
"So when are you due?"I wasn't pregnant...
On answering the phone - "Is that you?"
Naga - Have you thought about starting a blog? That would dispel any confusion.Jacki - Why is that a dumb question?Marie - No, they're on loan!Janet - LOL! And hello.Debi - Oops.Z - On answering a land line - "Where are you?"That one really happened to Mrs F.
Ack! Forgot to add that people started asking that as soon as Emma was born. And people get surprised when I tell them I am happy with just one kid. Emma is more than enough for me. Some people just don't understand how I can be happy with just one kid. But I am.
I have a stupidest question ever post lined up, so I can't answer... sorry.
"You can fix it though?" - generally uttered after someone has done something they know is very, very wrong
Q:"Have you heard of that bloke from Embra with chronic wind?"A: who?
French employment agency lady, with my CV in front of her. "So you're British ... what's your native language?"
Hmm, has to be the person who, when I said I lived in Wales, said 'Do you live underground then?' Huh?????
Jacki - Ah....Brom - Cool. I bet it's a doozy.Goth - But how impressed are they when you go <clicky> "try it now" - and it works? Yay tech supp!John - I fart in your general direction!Daffers - Could have been Gaelic or Welsh.Taffeta - Wales, Hobbiton, same thing innit?
Once, when my bloke ordered a black coffee in the Ferry Cafe, the girl behind the counter asked if he would like milk in it.
Liz - That one takes the biscuit.
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