Computer Terms Illustrated Xmas Special

I thought I'd have trouble coming up with an Xmas-themed one of these...until I started taking notes.

Relative Addressing

Short Message Service

Chrome

Cracker

Followers

External Storage

Bloatware

Newbie

Did I mention my Xmas competition is still open? It won't be for long, I need to get those prizes mailed out in time for Xmas. Well, New Year, come to think of it.