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Now where's my eye-patch? No, wait. Is that for pirates? Meh. Just click of the damned picture already. Arrr!
Because I'm Worth It. But not Woolworth it.
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Scotch has a flavour
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What Would the Bloggess Do?
I've Been Bloggessed. Have You?
Now where's my eye-patch? No, wait. Is that for pirates? Meh. Just click of the damned picture already. Arrr!
Venn That Tune
The perfect stocking filler. Or, you know, whenever. Birthday, Valentine's Day. Ok, maybe not Valentine's Day. Unless your beloved is a geek like you. Then it would be pretty cool, I guess.
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123 I Love You / A Positive Pessimist / Betty's Utility Room / Blissfully Caffeinated /
Biddy /
Cheerful One / Chick
/ Clare / Crazie /
Dave Cartoons / #Debi / Deb on the Rocks / Diesel /
Done A Poo /
Drunk Mummy / Enidd /
F:Lux /
Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog / Greavsie! /
Guyana Gyal
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Hannah
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Helen / I Can Has Wayterz? / Incoherent Ramblings / Jacki / Jozet at Halushki(sp?) /
Jenny /
Jo /
JohnK /
JonnyB /
Kissme /
Kristen /
La Cubana Gringa /
Lady MacLeod /
Landover Baptist Church /
Lettie
/ Lives By The Woods /
LJ
/ Lucy Pepper /
Lucy With A Y /
Léonie
/ Meg
/ Michele
/ Mike
/ Minky
/ Minx
/ Mommy has a headache /
Nichola /
NMJ
/ One Love One Light /
Pandemian / Peter Dyrholm
/ Peter's Naked Blog
/ Overheard In New York /
Phoenix
/ PI
/ * Post Of The Week
/ Remittance Man / Rivergirlie
/ Salvadore Vincent
/ Scaryduck
/ Scottish Roundup / Spanish Goth / Still Standing On Her Head / Teeny
/ This Is Your Captain Speaking
/ Timboblog / Um...What? / Tree Lobsters /
Verbal Cartoonist
/ VE Fantastical Nonsense /
VUBOQ / Welsh Girl /
WithaY
/ Yaeli
/ Yaxlich
/ Yoffi
/ Z Razor Blade
/ You're Not The Only One
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No good can come of an emptied out finger - Lesley
My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
Farty, the Queen Mother of the Blogosphere - Daphne Wayne-Bough
Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
We are distressed to see that you were less than positively impacted by your visit to our country. Unfortunately, we just can't do anything about Utah at this time - Sewmouse
Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
Oh good lord I barked out a cackle - Apos
Oh bugger, another blog to read - MonkeyMother
Are you on crack? - Non-Working Monkey
My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
Farty, the Queen Mother of the Blogosphere - Daphne Wayne-Bough
Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
We are distressed to see that you were less than positively impacted by your visit to our country. Unfortunately, we just can't do anything about Utah at this time - Sewmouse
Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
Oh good lord I barked out a cackle - Apos
Oh bugger, another blog to read - MonkeyMother
Are you on crack? - Non-Working Monkey
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7 comments:
You are my new Scots love. I could never ha' said this so eloquently myself.
That is SO Scottish.
Just because you have to pay to read shit - it's poo.
I think you should rip the fuck out of teabags and see what happens.
"Och, I see..." - a fucking mess on the floor
This is entirely the reaction I was hoping for.
MAW - You may think this is my shortest ever post - you'd be wrong. Although it does have the longest title.
Goth - I demand that you retract that insult forthwith! I am sick and tired of hearing these same tired old "jokes" being trotted out about the Scotch being tight-fisted. We are warm, kind and generous to a fault and I for one find these remarks deeply hurtful.
Jenny - If I don't like the book, I can return it for a full refund, right?
LMFAO! You're a madman!! xx
Well said, sir. The pisser is that now you gotta work double-time because I'll be experiencing BLDD (Blog Lurker's Deficit Disorder), with one less blog to read.
A question, if I may?
Why does it take so long for your pages to load on my computer? I mean, besides that known fact that I'm an idjet?
GiGGLe - Look who's talking! ;-)
Gael - Bit of a bummer for both of us, huh?
Possible reasons for long page loads:
1/ I've got about a squillion graphic images on my blog, many of them rolled up in my blogroll. Plus that award on its own is 26k. I might have to do something about that.
2/ You're on dialup?
3/ The electrons take a long time to get from Scotchland to San Luis Obispo. *just a wild guess*
4/ Safari isn't all it's cracked up to be. *another guess*
5/ Mac OS X - not that great. Doesn't seem likely.
6/ AT&T are using copper wire but charging you for fiber.
7/ You're an eejit.
Tell you what, I'll ask.
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