Better Oot Than In: Computer Terms Illustrated

Friday, 5 September 2008

Computer Terms Illustrated

Many people find computers more than a bit scary. Especially with all those jargon words that computer people use, like monitor, 64-bit addressing and multivendor hardware.

To make it easy for beginners, here are some pictures to show you what some of them fancy words really mean.

Keyboard

Mouse

Click

Double Click (please do)

Queue

Boot

On Line

Thread/Spool

Pivot Table

Dump

Core

Curser(sp?)

Illegal Operation

Web 1.0

Windows

Client/Server

YouTube(sp?)

FaceBook

Eunuchs(sp?)

Loll Cat

Cowboy Outfit

You're welcome.

Update (thanks, Pat):

Pooter

6 comments:

SpanishGoth said...: HA HA - I actually thought you knew about 'puters until you mentioned EDS.; 5 September 2008 at 22:56
Mr Farty said...: S - Now that is spooky, I was just reading your blog when my email pinged.

Anyway, I do know about pooters and I do hate Electric Donkey Service. Seriously.; 5 September 2008 at 23:10
WrathofDawn said...: Thank you very much, Mr. Farty, sir, for that informative post.

I now feel in the know.; 6 September 2008 at 01:02
Utter Basketcase said...: PMSL!!!

OF COURSE!!! It all makes sense to me now!! xx; 6 September 2008 at 05:13
Jenny, the Bloggess said...: Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute.; 6 September 2008 at 19:07
Mr Farty said...: Wrath - I aim to both entertain and inform. Like the BBC but without the licence fee.

Giggle - You're looking at the screen upside down. No wait, you're in Australia. As you were.

Bloggess - Hmm, that name sounds familiar. Technorati Rank: 4,279. Looks like your killing spree is going well.; 6 September 2008 at 21:04

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