Farty's Fortunes

Sunday, 28 September 2008

And Then The Bitch Quit Blogging To Go And Write The Great American Novel, Whoop De Fucking Doo



Middle Aged Woman said...

You are my new Scots love. I could never ha' said this so eloquently myself.

SpanishGoth said...

That is SO Scottish.

Just because you have to pay to read shit - it's poo.

I think you should rip the fuck out of teabags and see what happens.

"Och, I see..." - a fucking mess on the floor

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

This is entirely the reaction I was hoping for.

Mr Farty said...

MAW - You may think this is my shortest ever post - you'd be wrong. Although it does have the longest title.

Goth - I demand that you retract that insult forthwith! I am sick and tired of hearing these same tired old "jokes" being trotted out about the Scotch being tight-fisted. We are warm, kind and generous to a fault and I for one find these remarks deeply hurtful.

Jenny - If I don't like the book, I can return it for a full refund, right?

Giggle! said...

LMFAO! You're a madman!! xx

gael said...

Well said, sir. The pisser is that now you gotta work double-time because I'll be experiencing BLDD (Blog Lurker's Deficit Disorder), with one less blog to read.

A question, if I may?
Why does it take so long for your pages to load on my computer? I mean, besides that known fact that I'm an idjet?

Mr Farty said...

GiGGLe - Look who's talking! ;-)

Gael - Bit of a bummer for both of us, huh?

Possible reasons for long page loads:
1/ I've got about a squillion graphic images on my blog, many of them rolled up in my blogroll. Plus that award on its own is 26k. I might have to do something about that.

2/ You're on dialup?

3/ The electrons take a long time to get from Scotchland to San Luis Obispo. *just a wild guess*

4/ Safari isn't all it's cracked up to be. *another guess*

5/ Mac OS X - not that great. Doesn't seem likely.

6/ AT&T are using copper wire but charging you for fiber.

7/ You're an eejit.

Tell you what, I'll ask.