Farty's Fortunes

Sunday, 28 September 2008

And Then The Bitch Quit Blogging To Go And Write The Great American Novel, Whoop De Fucking Doo

What?

7 comments:

Middle Aged Woman said...

You are my new Scots love. I could never ha' said this so eloquently myself.

SpanishGoth said...

That is SO Scottish.

Just because you have to pay to read shit - it's poo.

I think you should rip the fuck out of teabags and see what happens.

"Och, I see..." - a fucking mess on the floor

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

This is entirely the reaction I was hoping for.

Mr Farty said...

MAW - You may think this is my shortest ever post - you'd be wrong. Although it does have the longest title.

Goth - I demand that you retract that insult forthwith! I am sick and tired of hearing these same tired old "jokes" being trotted out about the Scotch being tight-fisted. We are warm, kind and generous to a fault and I for one find these remarks deeply hurtful.

Jenny - If I don't like the book, I can return it for a full refund, right?

Giggle! said...

LMFAO! You're a madman!! xx

gael said...

Well said, sir. The pisser is that now you gotta work double-time because I'll be experiencing BLDD (Blog Lurker's Deficit Disorder), with one less blog to read.

A question, if I may?
Why does it take so long for your pages to load on my computer? I mean, besides that known fact that I'm an idjet?

Mr Farty said...

GiGGLe - Look who's talking! ;-)

Gael - Bit of a bummer for both of us, huh?

Possible reasons for long page loads:
1/ I've got about a squillion graphic images on my blog, many of them rolled up in my blogroll. Plus that award on its own is 26k. I might have to do something about that.

2/ You're on dialup?

3/ The electrons take a long time to get from Scotchland to San Luis Obispo. *just a wild guess*

4/ Safari isn't all it's cracked up to be. *another guess*

5/ Mac OS X - not that great. Doesn't seem likely.

6/ AT&T are using copper wire but charging you for fiber.

7/ You're an eejit.

Tell you what, I'll ask.