A Brief History of Scotchland In One Part

I'm researching wondering whether I should be arsed about writing a series about the great history of oor nation. The noo. It'll be great. Here's a taster.

Some dates for your diary:

• 4004BC Scotchland created. And some other stuff.


• 4000BC Angus McAdam: the first Scotchman born. Jings!
  


• 1296 King Edward's potatoes vs. scones : which is the better source of carbs?


• 1300 Natural History: The life cycle of the haggis - from Scotch Egg to your dinner plate.
  


• 1314 Bannockburn: cookery show. How to cook bannocks without burning them.


• 1500 Tartan porridge: The recipe revealed.


• 1715 The Old Pretender: Merkan/Aussie Mel Gibson pretends to be Scotch. Badly. Ye cannae take oor freedom, but ye can certainly murrrder oor language. Crivvens!


• 1745 The Young Pretender: Weegie John Barrowman pretends to be a Merkan. Rather more convincingly.


• 1755 The Big Fight: Bony[sic] Prince Charlie vs the Loch Ness Monster - who is the better Scotch? There's only one way to find out!


• 1820 Doctor Who: David "Ten-Inch" McDonald gets out his sonic screwdriver. Help ma boab!


• 1905 I'd Do Anything:
  
  Mmmmiss Ashley Russell.


• 2222 Star Trek: Scotty "Scotty" Scott born in Linlithgow. Beam me up, FFS!

Anyone interested in a series? Any Scotch people interested in contributing material? I might start a new blog. Hmmmm.