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Dave Cartoons / #Debi / Deb on the Rocks / Diesel /
Done A Poo /
Drunk Mummy / Enidd /
F:Lux /
Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog / Greavsie! /
Guyana Gyal
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JohnK /
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Kissme /
Kristen /
La Cubana Gringa /
Lady MacLeod /
Landover Baptist Church /
Lettie
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LJ
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Lucy With A Y /
Léonie
/ Meg
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/ Minx
/ Mommy has a headache /
Nichola /
NMJ
/ One Love One Light /
Pandemian / Peter Dyrholm
/ Peter's Naked Blog
/ Overheard In New York /
Phoenix
/ PI
/ * Post Of The Week
/ Remittance Man / Rivergirlie
/ Salvadore Vincent
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/ Scottish Roundup / Spanish Goth / Still Standing On Her Head / Teeny
/ This Is Your Captain Speaking
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Verbal Cartoonist
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VUBOQ / Welsh Girl /
WithaY
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No good can come of an emptied out finger - Lesley
My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
Farty, the Queen Mother of the Blogosphere - Daphne Wayne-Bough
Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
We are distressed to see that you were less than positively impacted by your visit to our country. Unfortunately, we just can't do anything about Utah at this time - Sewmouse
Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
Oh good lord I barked out a cackle - Apos
Oh bugger, another blog to read - MonkeyMother
Are you on crack? - Non-Working Monkey
My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
Farty, the Queen Mother of the Blogosphere - Daphne Wayne-Bough
Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
We are distressed to see that you were less than positively impacted by your visit to our country. Unfortunately, we just can't do anything about Utah at this time - Sewmouse
Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
Oh good lord I barked out a cackle - Apos
Oh bugger, another blog to read - MonkeyMother
Are you on crack? - Non-Working Monkey
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8 comments:
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was in a pub quiz last night and we called ourselves "Team Tourettes". We punctuated the quiz by shouting out things like "moist", "flaps", "spatula" and "gusset" at intervals.
That photo is brilliant.
I wish, I WISH I'd though of it first.
John - Me too!
Cat - Brilliant!
WithaY - So steal it and pretend you DID think of it first. Like me.
Nice. Thats a great idea.
Well, not the cunt part.
What's wrong with Mr. N? He needs to get with the program.
~Oswegan
Hahahahahahaha
That dear friend is a riot.
Oswegan - What an unusual name - are you from the planet Oswega?
The cunt part is the best bit.
Manuel - Quite.
Bossy - I bet you wish you celebrated Guy Fawkes Night in Merka now. Huh? HUH?!!
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