Farty's Fortunes

Saturday, 4 April 2009

Totally Awesome Post

Er...

Um...

It says here that you should write about your own experiences, that always goes down well.

So, yes, this one time I was on holiday in Majorca and the Germans were all up at 6am and put their towels on the sun loungers to "book" them, then disappeared again. Then at 7am the hotel staff came along and threw all the towels in the swimming pool.

Hmmm.

Well, it made me laugh.

Another thing? It seems that people who spend 20% of their time at work surfing the net for fun are 9% more productive than those who don't. I need to spend more time surfing.

I should change the title of this post to "Crappiest Post Ever".

Normal service will resume as soon as I find my blogging mojo.

8 comments:

Lesley said...

Whaaat? This isn't the crappiest post ever. I mean it taught me that I need to surf the interwebs more. I mean who knew? Plus, it also taught me that I want to be friends with all those people on that hotel staff!

Also? You could blog the contents of the phone book and I'd be all, "OMG I LOVE MR. FARTY'S POST SO MUCH!" I'm not even kidding.

Mr Farty said...

@umwhat - I love you a bit.

Middle Aged Woman said...

Totally Awesome Hotel Staff! Great story to share, Farty.

debra said...

I feel for you. But selfishly? I'm glad I'm not alone in this. We should go on a The Great Blogging Mojo Hunt together.

john.g. said...

POOT, POOT!

Mr Farty said...

MAW - Use it or lose it - an excellent philosophy.

Debra - Thanks for inspiring this post. I'll try harder next time.

John - Ah, you always give good blog!

I've Been Mugged said...

I think I saw your mojo once.

My face went very red before I looked away.

Mr Farty said...

IBM - It was squirting tomato juice everywhere? Doesn't sound like mine, it's filled with spinach.