Farty's Fortunes

Saturday, 11 April 2009

I Couldn't Go To BlogHer '08 Because I Don't Have A Vagina

But based on eyewitness reports, transcripts, live blogging, some rather shaky video footage, hearsay, gossip, rumour and guesswork, I have finally managed to assemble fabricate the following docu-drama.

Bloggess vs Dooce



I am totally going to get sued for this.

5 comments:

Middle Aged Woman said...

No, I think you totally nailed it. Can you add a third person? You need to have dooce's husband come in and rant at the end about his poor, mistreated wife.

Laurie said...

Did somebody say vodka? I like Dooce's English accent.

Mr Farty said...

MAW - Dooce has a husband? Who knew?

Laurie - There's a reason for that. I tried giving both The Bloggess and Dooce Merkan accents (Merkan Female 1 & Merkan Female 2), but all Merkans sound the same to me, so then Dooce had to change her nationality. I couldn't understand Japanese, so she became English.

Lesley said...

Is there a Blogger's Choice award category for Best Post Title? BECAUSE I NOMINATE THIS ONE.

And you KNOW I love this movie!!

Anonymous said...

emm.. nice :)