Farty's Fortunes

Monday, 13 April 2009

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Radio ad: blah blah 2 Unlimited coming to Embra...

Little Miss Farty: That would be hard.

Me: How so?

LMF: One of them died ten years ago.

Me: Oh rly? Which one?

LMF: The girl.

Me: What, the girl that played to a sell-out crowd in Brazil last year?

LMF: Er...

Me: Not that I'm a big fan of Anita Doth or that.

Anita_Doth

I love it when I know more about the pop scene than my daughter. I am so hep.

15 comments:

Anna Russell said...

You know her name? Oh Farty. *shakes head*
Some things were meant to be forgotten.

Mr Farty said...

Anna - My mind holds the most inane load of trivia. Which probably explains why I forget birthdays, there's only room for so many facts.

Thank FSM for the Google!

Mr H said...

I'm telling you, that 'rave' music is really going to catch on, once we get rid of Thatch.

Mr Farty said...

Mr H - Rave? Is that like "punk"?

I've Been Mugged said...

What is the date of my birthday?

There. A trivia question with a purpose.

Lesley said...

I clearly am tragically unhip because I honestly have NO IDEA what you're talking about here. But I do realize I'm having slight trouble thinking clearly as I'm more than a little distracted by that woman's Most Perfect Pair of Pouty Lips Ever.

Mr Farty said...

IBM - I know nothing of porpoises. Feb 30th?

Lesley - So you're the one person on the planet who's never heard of this? Well, you have now.

BOSSY said...

You're so hep Bossy's gonna call you Man.

I've Been Mugged said...

You are correct.

Your prize is in the post.

Lesley said...

Okay. I watched that.

Dear.

God.

Cat said...

I'm the same, my mind is crammed full of trivia (mainly useless) and nothing of value. It means I'm very handy in pub quiz teams though.

Mr Farty said...

Bossy - The last time Mr Farty was called Man, Michael Jackson was still black.

IBM - Oh, I ♥ prizes!

Lesley - Yeah, baby!

Cat - Pub quizzes and Weakest Link aka Don't Watch Alone.

john.g. said...

Never heard of her!

Will said...

you are officially hilarious...

that is all...

Mr Farty said...

John - You will, John, you will.

Will - And I'm modest with it. Good luck regrowing your hair!