#Debi - I know, I know: that second tower block is just a few yards away and yet all the windows are intact. I want to be a demolition man when I grow up.
BOSSY - The council sent out warning leaflets telling us to close all doors and windows, so we did. Then as soon as it became apparent that we were half-a-mile upwind of the blast, Mrs Farty opened them all again. Today: "I can't believe there's so much dust over all the furniture!" Doh!
Now where's my eye-patch? No, wait. Is that for pirates? Meh. Just click of the damned picture already. Arrr!
Venn That Tune
The perfect stocking filler. Or, you know, whenever. Birthday, Valentine's Day. Ok, maybe not Valentine's Day. Unless your beloved is a geek like you. Then it would be pretty cool, I guess.
No good can come of an emptied out finger - Lesley
My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
Farty, the Queen Mother of the Blogosphere - Daphne Wayne-Bough
Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
We are distressed to see that you were less than positively impacted by your visit to our country. Unfortunately, we just can't do anything about Utah at this time - Sewmouse
Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
6 comments:
Good job she USED to!
LMAO... Labels: crap xx
John - I can just picture her coming back from the shops with a packet of tea bags - "Where's ma hoose?"
Giggle - You really, really wouldn't want to have lived there.
Update coming up...
I'm always amazed at those professional demolitions guys and how...tidy...they can be when blowing down a building...
Yet another thing that, when settled, has less dust than everything in Bossy's house.
#Debi - I know, I know: that second tower block is just a few yards away and yet all the windows are intact. I want to be a demolition man when I grow up.
BOSSY - The council sent out warning leaflets telling us to close all doors and windows, so we did. Then as soon as it became apparent that we were half-a-mile upwind of the blast, Mrs Farty opened them all again.
Today: "I can't believe there's so much dust over all the furniture!" Doh!
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