Farty's Fortunes

Monday, 24 March 2008

The "E" Word

There's a great new machine down at the gym. I had to stop after half-an-hour because I was feeling sick, but it was absolutely brilliant! It's got everything you could possibly want...

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Kit-Kats, crisps, Twix, Coke...

8 comments:

Jacki said...

I love vending machines....unless I put my money in, push the button, and the little bag of goodies gets stuck halfway down.

Brom said...

Nice one!

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Marie said...

My gym in California was right next door to a restaurant called Fatburger.

VE said...

Excellent. The pounding of the fists when it doesn't take your money is good for the triceps. You get an excellent upper body workout shoving the machine back and forth to unloosen the jammed product and it's wonderful knee bends reaching down to get your snack and the change that has inevitably jumped out of the change slot and is rolling under the damn machine.

Mr Farty said...

Jacki - But don't you love it when the opposite happens and you get twice the goodies?

Brom - Nice two!

Marie - Our Weightwatchers is 15 minutes walk away. Or if you prefer, 5 mins past the fish-and-chip shop. So you get weighed, congratulate yourself on how well you've done and then munch on yummy fatty food on your way home.
And by "you" I mean "Mrs F".

VE - Mmmm, hadn't quite thought of it that way. I might blogroll you after all.

livesbythewoods said...

The trick is, little and often. Small amounts, many reps.

Mr Farty said...

WithaY - Oh, hello again. Sorry, what were you saying? I've just been eating half a packet of chocolate hob-nobs. Oh. Oops.