Farty's Fortunes

Wednesday, 18 April 2007

You Know You Might Be A Racist If...

  1. You laugh at the Belgians for being Belgian.
  2. You slag off the Merkans for refusing to ratify the Kyoto Protocol.
  3. You sneer at the Canadians for Celine Dion.
  4. You berate the French for sinking the Rainbow Warrior and murdering a member of Greenpeace.
  5. At any international football match, you support whoever's playing against England.
  6. You deplore Saudi Arabia for beheading criminals.
  7. You accuse the Welsh of shagging sheep.
  8. You marry a Kenyan woman, pay for her visa fees and air fare to bring her four-year-old daughter (born out of wedlock) to the UK, then call your step-daughter a "little black bastard".
  9. Then brag about it.
  10. You leave your husband1 after two weeks and divorce him on the grounds that he's "white trash".

1If my sister-in-law can divorce him, why can't I?


SpanishGoth said...

But I slag off the americans because they are american and generally, fat, stupid and have no concept of why guns are bad, insist on supplying arms to small countries and then go back a few years later to kick their arses, are convinced they own the world.....etc

And being Welsh, I have never been tempted to shag a sheep but I do like fucking lamb chops :p

Drama Queen said...

Point 1. . .all the way.


Drama Queen said...

Oh and I stole your hotty list theme from last post. Hope that's ok.

*holds out hands and waits for them to be slapped*

john.g. said...

I would NEVER marry a Kenyan woman!

Wicked Storm said...

Apostivepest has her post labled assorted fucktards, you have nutters...I just love this assorted nutters!

Mr Farty said...

SG - I have met intelligent, witty, warm, kind and generous Americans. None of them were called Bush.

DQ - Are you kidding? I've started a meme, yay!

JG - Kenyans I don't mind, but I'd watch out for "ladys" from Bangkok.

Storm - Non-Working Monkey has Cockmonkeys. Me so jealous!

JolietJake said...

that hotty list thing was from Friends wasn't it?

Mr Farty said...

JJ - So I've been told. I wouldn't know, it all got a bit boring after a while.

Oh. And hello. Do come again.

apositivepessimist said...

ooh what do you do to “us”.

funny no matter where you live in the world there’s always a nearby state/country maligned as being sheep-shafters.

heh. I like yer way of denoting me in yer blogroll over yonder.

Mr Farty said...

Apos - Weren't you lot deported for sheep-shagging?

apositivepessimist said...

No thats the bloody Kiwi's *snooty sniff*

then again one of our wayback when slogans "...on a sheeps back"...hmmm