Taffeta - Does it? Oh, good. Can you splain it to me now?
Cat - I saw an Indian stand-up comic put it this way: "You British and we Indians are not so different. You seem to spend half your life on the phone trying to explain something to an idiot on the other end of a call-centre line...and so do we."
John - Question: What six times nine in base thirteen?
Jacki - It's a gift. I can't seem to stop them; just when I think I'm done, I get a new idea. And another...I've got notes for another twenty already. Hmmm...but not all of them have suggested pictures to me yet. I feel a competition coming on.
Now where's my eye-patch? No, wait. Is that for pirates? Meh. Just click of the damned picture already. Arrr!
Venn That Tune
The perfect stocking filler. Or, you know, whenever. Birthday, Valentine's Day. Ok, maybe not Valentine's Day. Unless your beloved is a geek like you. Then it would be pretty cool, I guess.
No good can come of an emptied out finger - Lesley
My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
Farty, the Queen Mother of the Blogosphere - Daphne Wayne-Bough
Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
We are distressed to see that you were less than positively impacted by your visit to our country. Unfortunately, we just can't do anything about Utah at this time - Sewmouse
Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
10 comments:
Finally, it all makes sense!
It appears my IT problems are now resolved, but do you have an explanation for hideously incompetent call centre personnel?
Answer? 42!
How can you keep coming up with these things?
Taffeta - Does it? Oh, good. Can you splain it to me now?
Cat - I saw an Indian stand-up comic put it this way: "You British and we Indians are not so different. You seem to spend half your life on the phone trying to explain something to an idiot on the other end of a call-centre line...and so do we."
John - Question: What six times nine in base thirteen?
Jacki - It's a gift. I can't seem to stop them; just when I think I'm done, I get a new idea. And another...I've got notes for another twenty already. Hmmm...but not all of them have suggested pictures to me yet. I feel a competition coming on.
hahahaha ya shoulda used a pic of me for 'Hibernate' :-P xx
GooGLe - You should be MiXeD CaSe, obviously!
GooGLe?
Eric Von Contrick.
Love the spyware one. :D
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