Farty's Fortunes
Friday, 6 November 2009
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Friday, 23 January 2009
Farty's Friday Chart
Given the events of this week, it was either going to be this or Bob the Builder.
Go on, name that tune.
Friday, 16 January 2009
Farty's Friday Chart
So, I've been reminded today a couple of times about Morgan Bay and the fab times we've had there.
Sadly, the Warren-Smiths seem to have ignored my advice, namely: "Don't you ever lower yourself, forgetting all your standards." Just look at the riff-raff who've squeezed themselves into this family photo, sigh.
Anyways, can you name that tune?
Let rip by
Mr Farty
at
12:00 am
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Labels: diagrams, geeks, happy place, monarchy, music, South Africa, Wild Coast
Friday, 9 January 2009
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Friday, 26 December 2008
Farty's Friday Chart
Friday, 19 December 2008
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Friday, 5 December 2008
Farty's Friday Chart
Annual Award Process
- Compile list of nominees from payroll or other official documentation.
- Ensure Sarbanes-Oxley compliance by means of audited "four-eyes" verification.
- Group each nominee's behaviours using established criterea.
- Good: Niceness.
- Bad: Naughtiness, Pouting, Crying.
- Ensure that nominee is unconscious. [query - is chloroform acceptable?]
- Fill stockings accordingly; select from:
- Wii
- Barbie
- XBox360
- Patent shoes
- PS3
- iPhone
- Mountain bike
- Tickets to Hannah Montana
or - Grey underpants
- Grey socks
- Grey handkerchiefs
- Lump of coal
- Eat mince pie
- Drink glass of sherry.
Friday, 28 November 2008
Farty's Friday Chart
Yes, yes, I know it's late. I forgot I've been extremely busy lately.
Anyway, with St Andrew's Day just around the corner, this one seems appropriate.
Also, check out this educational video on How It's Made.
If ye'r no' fae roond heer, ye'll probly no' get it. The noo.
Caun ye name thon choon?
Let rip by
Mr Farty
at
7:44 pm
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Labels: diagrams, music, Scotch facts
Friday, 21 November 2008
Farty's Friday Chart
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Wednesday, 15 October 2008
More Random Crap
Sorry for not posting sooner, I've had my eyes glued to the TV and it took this long for the solvent to do its thing.
So. How are you? Really? How nice/terrible. Anyway.
I loved this article where the Ozzie PM, Kevin Rudd, reckons excessive pay packages for fat cat bank execs should be outlawed globally, because: "excessive greed by executives in some financial institutions had worsened the current crisis". Yeah. Let that sink in...now, can anyone splain the difference between ordinary common-or-garden greed and excessive greed? 'Cause it's all greed to me.
Some bint from Michigan has driven all the way to Nebraska to dump her thirteen-year-old son on the welfare system. If he's such a handful, why not just wait till he goes out on a shoplifting expedition or whatever, then move house without leaving a forwarding address? It totally worked for my cousin ****** [deleted on legal advice].
Oh. There's this Merkan blogger called Dooce. What an odd name. Apparently she's quite popular, but I've never really "got" her until last week, when she posted this. As she says, turn up your volume and wait for her to smack the pole. Fucking A.
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