Farty's Fortunes

Monday, 18 October 2010

I Have A Terrible Feeling Of Déjà Vu

Jenny the Bloggess has retired to her chambers to concentrate on her magnum opus.


I can picture her now: seated at her writing desk with a goose quill in her hand, her faithful hound Barnaby Jones Pickles seated at her feet (artistic licence), a huge powdered wig perched atop her head with bottles of Xanax and vodka secreted away in its hidden depths. A sheet of parchment gradually filling with elegant curlicued copperplate as she channels the spirit of Nancy W. Kappes, paralegal.

You go, girl!



TwistedScottishBastard said...

But is this good or bad?

Mr Farty said...

TSB - It's terrible! What am I supposed to read now? *twiddles thumbs*

TwistedScottishBastard said...

"What am I supposed to read now?"

A book?