Farty's Fortunes

Monday, 18 October 2010

I Have A Terrible Feeling Of Déjà Vu

Jenny the Bloggess has retired to her chambers to concentrate on her magnum opus.

Again.

I can picture her now: seated at her writing desk with a goose quill in her hand, her faithful hound Barnaby Jones Pickles seated at her feet (artistic licence), a huge powdered wig perched atop her head with bottles of Xanax and vodka secreted away in its hidden depths. A sheet of parchment gradually filling with elegant curlicued copperplate as she channels the spirit of Nancy W. Kappes, paralegal.

You go, girl!

Concentrate

3 comments:

TwistedScottishBastard said...

But is this good or bad?

Mr Farty said...

TSB - It's terrible! What am I supposed to read now? *twiddles thumbs*

TwistedScottishBastard said...

"What am I supposed to read now?"

A book?