Farty's Fortunes

Tuesday, 31 August 2010

New Animal Cruelty Outrage as Sickening Video Reveals Bloodthirsty Mounted Thugs Killing Baby Fox to Death with Devil Dogs

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In a not-very-new twist to the woman-puts-cat-in-bin story, morons were furious today to learn that upper-class thugs on horseback had posted videos on the internet some years ago of themselves hunting down and killing foxes before it was outlawed in the UK.

Tally-Ho!

The videos clearly show dozens of "huntsmen", as they like to call themselves, dressed in garish outfits and blowing a variant of deafening vuvuzelas while riding their bloodthirsty steeds over fences and across farmers' crops in pursuit of helpless baby foxes.

Their devil dog beagles then go in for the kill, ripping the victims to pieces in a bloodbath of blood and guts. To see the full video in high definition, visit payperview.morons.com.

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Self-styled animal rights campaigners had already formed several Facebook vigilante groups before learning that the videos were shot before fox hunting was outlawed in England in 2004. "But that's not going to stop us," ranted Frank Mental of Bermondsey in Essex. "We will do whatever we can to bring these monsters to justice!"

One of the huntsmen tracked down by our intrepid reporters, Sir William Fitztightly, explained, "That was all a very long time ago in a different day and age. Everyone was doing it then, so of course we just followed along like sheep. Of course we would never do something as cruel and heartless nowadays. At least not until the fox hunting ban is repealed."

A local farmer then advised us to "Get off my land" before levelling a shotgun at us, so we made our excuses and left.

4 comments:

john.g. said...

Shame they aren't beagles, but foxhounds!

TwistedScottishBastard said...

I don't particularly care for the idea of foxhunting, but I think the ban was going too far.

What I really hate is the animal rights loonies who want to stop the highly dangerous and outrageous practice of actually testing vaccines and new medicines on poor defenceless rats and mice.
God forbid that such poor wee beasties suffer rather than thousands of humans.
I quite agree. Why don't these guys, with such high moral standards volunteer to replace the poor wee beasties in the essential medical experiments.
Then we could "Kill two birds with one stone"
Ha Ha Ha

Sewmouse said...

beagles are adorable.

some of those dogs look like beagles.

if they aren't beagles, but foxhounds, then SOME foxhounds are adorable too.

Mr Farty said...

John - Beagles, foxhounds. Whatever. I'm sure some people hunt with beagles. Probably.

TSB - Maybe we could get the foxes to hunt people?

Sew - I heart Snoopy.