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123 I Love You / A Positive Pessimist / Betty's Utility Room / Blissfully Caffeinated /
Biddy /
Cheerful One / Chick
/ Clare / Crazie /
Dave Cartoons / #Debi / Deb on the Rocks / Diesel /
Done A Poo /
Drunk Mummy / Enidd /
F:Lux /
Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog / Greavsie! /
Guyana Gyal
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Helen / I Can Has Wayterz? / Incoherent Ramblings / Jacki / Jozet at Halushki(sp?) /
Jenny /
Jo /
JohnK /
JonnyB /
Kissme /
Kristen /
La Cubana Gringa /
Lady MacLeod /
Landover Baptist Church /
Lettie
/ Lives By The Woods /
LJ
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Lucy With A Y /
Léonie
/ Meg
/ Michele
/ Mike
/ Minky
/ Minx
/ Mommy has a headache /
Nichola /
NMJ
/ One Love One Light /
Pandemian / Peter Dyrholm
/ Peter's Naked Blog
/ Overheard In New York /
Phoenix
/ PI
/ * Post Of The Week
/ Remittance Man / Rivergirlie
/ Salvadore Vincent
/ Scaryduck
/ Scottish Roundup / Spanish Goth / Still Standing On Her Head / Teeny
/ This Is Your Captain Speaking
/ Timboblog / Um...What? / Tree Lobsters /
Verbal Cartoonist
/ VE Fantastical Nonsense /
VUBOQ / Welsh Girl /
WithaY
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My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
Farty, the Queen Mother of the Blogosphere - Daphne Wayne-Bough
Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
We are distressed to see that you were less than positively impacted by your visit to our country. Unfortunately, we just can't do anything about Utah at this time - Sewmouse
Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
Oh good lord I barked out a cackle - Apos
Oh bugger, another blog to read - MonkeyMother
Are you on crack? - Non-Working Monkey
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3 comments:
Sorry, but what on Earth is a Juanita?
TSB - Just google Juanita the Weasel (pronounced Wan-eeta).
you crazy.
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