Holy crap. You've combined two of my greatest loves: Your Illustrated Computer Terms posts and Photoshop. I am seriously in blog ecstasy. I could die now and be totally happy.
Is far too cold here for Lime Tree to go outside. And far too dark inside to bring it outside for a summer vacation. (It would get sunburn and die, oddly enough)
Actually, it might be fun to have the coppers come to the house and look in all my closets for the cannibis sativa plant that I'm not growing, and to disappoint them with a Lime Tree. What would really be delicious is if the grow-lite would make it brite enough for the Lime Tree to grow limes on it - and squirt one up the cop's nose.
Now where's my eye-patch? No, wait. Is that for pirates? Meh. Just click of the damned picture already. Arrr!
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The perfect stocking filler. Or, you know, whenever. Birthday, Valentine's Day. Ok, maybe not Valentine's Day. Unless your beloved is a geek like you. Then it would be pretty cool, I guess.
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10 comments:
I really need to get me one of those sharpeners...
Awesome :-)
Jelly Wrestler - Thanks. Feck, just realised that's two JW's I'm following. Meh. I'll live.
cropgiggle...
Will - Now I've got the munchies.
Holy crap. You've combined two of my greatest loves: Your Illustrated Computer Terms posts and Photoshop. I am seriously in blog ecstasy. I could die now and be totally happy.
Amen.
Lesley - You find this crap exciting? Have you considered getting a life? Me neither.
RAmen.
Reference the "Crop" photo.
*inhale*
So, like... those lights. I heard somewhere that cops had some way of sensing grow-lights inside your house from outside and were pestering people and busting them for growing the EVIL WEED©?
*slow exhale*
I was thinking of getting a grow-lite for the Lime Tree, but I really don't want to have the police around alla time because of my lime tree which is NOT an EVIL WEED© plant.
Thoughts?
Thanks to my numerous e-mail contacts, I can get you a real ph0t0sh0p license, F-Bags, and i'll throw in a bag of v1agr4 for free.
$15, or $20 if you're not conversant in Thai.
Sew - The way the filth can sense your grow-lights from outside is by watching your power bill skyrocket.
Can't you grow your tree outside? Or is it too darn cold?
McChé - I already have a real PaintShopPro license, have no idea what F-bags are (yet) and WTF would I want them blue pills for? I'm 14, remember?
*clicky*
Still no idea. I'm so naïve.
Is far too cold here for Lime Tree to go outside. And far too dark inside to bring it outside for a summer vacation. (It would get sunburn and die, oddly enough)
Actually, it might be fun to have the coppers come to the house and look in all my closets for the cannibis sativa plant that I'm not growing, and to disappoint them with a Lime Tree. What would really be delicious is if the grow-lite would make it brite enough for the Lime Tree to grow limes on it - and squirt one up the cop's nose.
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