Kaz - I'm so glad you said that. There is always at least one of these that I've never heard of. On this occassion, it's two - I don't know what DM or MIME mean in computer terms. Please enlighten me Farty.
Liz - It's much the same as <b>bold</b> text except that you use <a> instead of <b> and you use href="url" to indicate where the link points to.
Cut and paste this: <a href="http://liz-ordinary.blogspot.com/2009/10/and-wye-not.html">click here<a>
I leave it as an exercise for the reader to figure out how I got the html source to display in this comment. Me so clever.
Taffeta - I kept getting Error 502, so I looked it up: bad gateway. First thing I thought of was "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here". Sounds just like Twitter on a bad day.
Now where's my eye-patch? No, wait. Is that for pirates? Meh. Just click of the damned picture already. Arrr!
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The perfect stocking filler. Or, you know, whenever. Birthday, Valentine's Day. Ok, maybe not Valentine's Day. Unless your beloved is a geek like you. Then it would be pretty cool, I guess.
No good can come of an emptied out finger - Lesley
My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
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Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
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Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
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Even with your illustrations...I'm still confused.
You have a picture of my boots - but DM?
Even after Googling I'm confused.
Kaz - I'm so glad you said that. There is always at least one of these that I've never heard of. On this occassion, it's two - I don't know what DM or MIME mean in computer terms. Please enlighten me Farty.
Booshy - Pooters are scary things. Just cross your fingers and hope for the best.
Kaz - Obviously you don't do Twitter.
Liz - And obviously you've never heard of email. Aren't you glad I'm here to illustrate it all for you?
I learn something new every day!
Any chance of illustrating how to put links into blog comments? My abilities don't extend any further than adding bold text.
I know no more about computers than before but I love the Gateway to Hell, particularly the way it looks as though it zips up!
Liz - It's much the same as <b>bold</b> text except that you use <a> instead of <b> and you use href="url" to indicate where the link points to.
Cut and paste this: <a href="http://liz-ordinary.blogspot.com/2009/10/and-wye-not.html">click here<a>
I leave it as an exercise for the reader to figure out how I got the html source to display in this comment. Me so clever.
Taffeta - I kept getting Error 502, so I looked it up: bad gateway. First thing I thought of was "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here". Sounds just like Twitter on a bad day.
"Connected to host" is both disgustingly foul and wondrously fantastic.
I would have called that one "sucking face". Not a computer term (that I know of), but still...
Thank you Farty; I have learned two things from your blog this week.
Read 'Better Oot Than In' - it's more worthwhile than going to work!
Lesley - *takes a bow*
#Debi - You could probably call it an interface, of sorts.
Liz - Anything is more worthwhile than going to work.
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