OOH. You KNOW how I love the Illustrated Computer Terms posts! I marvel that you continue to come up with these...and they're all still SO GOOD.
I had to look up sock puppet though. I was all, "Isn't a sock puppet just that thing I use when I'm having imaginary conversations with Mr. Farty??" But sure enough, it's also a pooter term. Apparently there are a lot of sock puppets on Twitter.
Now where's my eye-patch? No, wait. Is that for pirates? Meh. Just click of the damned picture already. Arrr!
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The perfect stocking filler. Or, you know, whenever. Birthday, Valentine's Day. Ok, maybe not Valentine's Day. Unless your beloved is a geek like you. Then it would be pretty cool, I guess.
No good can come of an emptied out finger - Lesley
My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
Farty, the Queen Mother of the Blogosphere - Daphne Wayne-Bough
Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
We are distressed to see that you were less than positively impacted by your visit to our country. Unfortunately, we just can't do anything about Utah at this time - Sewmouse
Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
10 comments:
Just like that!
Anna - Or was it like that? Ahahahaha! *sigh*
Hahahahahaha, very clever, mister.
Being extremely naive/thick regarding Java, I didn't understand that, but I'm sure it was very clever!
BOSSY - I learned from a BOSSY.
John - Don't tell anyone, but I don't understand Java either. I just read the manuals looking for funny words I can use.
OOH. You KNOW how I love the Illustrated Computer Terms posts! I marvel that you continue to come up with these...and they're all still SO GOOD.
I had to look up sock puppet though. I was all, "Isn't a sock puppet just that thing I use when I'm having imaginary conversations with Mr. Farty??" But sure enough, it's also a pooter term. Apparently there are a lot of sock puppets on Twitter.
@umwhat - Where do you think I heard of sock puppets, Shari Lewis? #showingmyage
Oh, great. Now I'm not going to be able to get this out of my head. One of my son's favourite shows...#whatareyoutwenty?
I'm here, I'm here. Don't you dare think I wouldn't be!
Laurie - I ♥ Lamb Chop. With mint sauce.
@Iamdebra - Phew!
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